mysql stored procedures point of view

Stored procedures in mysql totally suck! The syntax is far behind any usability, debugging is impossible, error messages are meaningless. Using result sets? A joke! And if you created a procedure after hours it's likely that it don't work.

I think a stored procedure in mysql is thinking this:

Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell

Metallica, One